Fucked the hotel receptionist for making a mess in the room, because the customer is always right

Oops, wanted to get back at my husband, but accidentally made him a cuckold 🫠

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

Student, any questions on the subject, or shall we finally start fucking?

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

I stuck it in her while she was on her phone and fucked the fuck out of her

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Placed a naked blonde on his dick and fucked her passionately in the bathroom

You know I'm going to fuck you in the throat and in the mouth, so why put on makeup?

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick